The Imposter

Out of all the potential dangers with air travel, I never thought getting stabbed would be a fear of mine...


Back in the Basement

Ah yes...the Ping Pong Table Recording Studio in my parents' basement.  When I was home from school on summer and winter breaks, I used to blow up an air mattress and sleep right below it.  I'd work in the supermarket deli by day and lay down tracks upon tracks of carefully recorded riffs, beats, and... Continue Reading →

Tooth and Nail

It’s embarrassing to tell the truth, Of how, last week, I chipped my tooth. I was answering emails of high demand, When my mouth clamped down upon my hand. I was munching away when I heard a crack, I pulled out my thumb to examine the snack, It appeared I had an epic fail, When... Continue Reading →

Limericks on Hypochondria

I found a strange lump on my limb, At the doctor's I showed it to him. He said, "Just to recap, That lump is your kneecap." And now my condition's not grim. My girlfriend was sharing her Coke, When she started to cough and choke. I spit out the Cola, For fear of Ebola. She... Continue Reading →

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