Out of all the potential dangers with air travel, I never thought getting stabbed would be a fear of mine...
Ah yes...the Ping Pong Table Recording Studio in my parents' basement. When I was home from school on summer and winter breaks, I used to blow up an air mattress and sleep right below it. I'd work in the supermarket deli by day and lay down tracks upon tracks of carefully recorded riffs, beats, and... Continue Reading →
I recently spent a weekend visiting my parents in Massachusetts where we hiked and carved pumpkins. Armed with my iPhone, I pretended to be a photographer like my mom...
It’s embarrassing to tell the truth, Of how, last week, I chipped my tooth. I was answering emails of high demand, When my mouth clamped down upon my hand. I was munching away when I heard a crack, I pulled out my thumb to examine the snack, It appeared I had an epic fail, When... Continue Reading →
The camouflage that drove me redneck crazy.
I found a strange lump on my limb, At the doctor's I showed it to him. He said, "Just to recap, That lump is your kneecap." And now my condition's not grim. My girlfriend was sharing her Coke, When she started to cough and choke. I spit out the Cola, For fear of Ebola. She... Continue Reading →
Mmmm...oh yeah...oh baby....swipe harder.
Death nibbled my arm.
Cleaning my shower tanka style.